Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

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Whistleblower Josh Dean of Boeing supplier Spirit AeroSystems has died

Joshua Dean, one of the first whistleblowers to allege Spirit AeroSystems execs had ignored manufacturing defects on the 737 MAX, died after a sudden illness.

www.seattletimes.com

 

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Boeing Sadly Announces Whistleblower Shot Self In Back While Falling Off Skyscraper Directly Into Wood Chipper While Wearing Cement Shoes

ARLINGTON, VA — In a press conference held this morning, Boeing sadly announced that a whistleblower had shot himself in the back while falling off a skyscraper directly into a wood chipper while wearing cement shoes.

babylonbee.com

37-Year Old Man Suddenly Remembers That He’s Supposed To Be Worrying About The Hole In The Ozone Layer

LINDALE, TX — Brandon Morris, a 37-year-old Texas native, became distracted from his work Thursday after suddenly remembering he was supposed to be worrying about the hole in the ozone layer.

babylonbee.com

 

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Trump loves me. Yuge.
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He's at it again.

 

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He's at it again.
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I used to get those. Then one day i told him to stfu and get to the storm already! I have not gotten one since!! Haha Skol!

 

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I used to get those. Then one day i told him to stfu and get to the storm already! I have not gotten one since!! Haha Skol!

I think I've unsubscribed several times. Keeps coming back.

 

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White teachers win $2.1 MILLION in discrimination suit against NYC education department

The plaintiffs claimed in the lawsuit that they had been demoted under former Schools Chancellor Richard Carranza and were replaced by people of color who they claimed were unqualified to take on their roles.

thepostmillennial.com

Congressional Democrats Demand $40 Billion For UCLA Protest Border Security

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A legislative stalemate appeared to be brewing on Capitol Hill as congressional Democrats put forth a resolution that demanded $40 billion to pay for UCLA student protest border security.

babylonbee.com

 

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Doctor Reminds You To Arrive Early So You Can Wait Even Longer

U.S. — In a helpful message regarding your upcoming appointment, your doctor has reminded you to be sure that you arrive early so you can wait even longer.

babylonbee.com

Immigration Crisis Ended As Frat Boys Deployed To Guard Southern Border

UNITED STATES — The immigration crisis appears to be finally over after the Department of Homeland Security deployed a crack regiment of fraternity brothers to guard the southern border.

babylonbee.com

Missionaries Travel From Africa To Bring The Gospel To United Methodist Church

U.S. — A group of devout Christian missionaries has arrived all the way from Africa to reach the United Methodist Church and tell them about the Gospel of Jesus Christ.

babylonbee.com

 

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I think I've unsubscribed several times. Keeps coming back.

You can never unsubscribe. They will mothball your email for 12 months then you start getting them again.

 

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Old Miss continues to be my 2nd favorite SEC school.

 

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These scum need to be hung! SKOL!

Significant Increases in Cancer Mortality After COVID mRNA Vaccination, Japanese Researchers Find

A Japanese peer-reviewed study found statistically significant increases in cancer mortality, especially after the third COVID-19 mRNA vaccine dose. John Campbell, Ph.D., analyzed the study on his podcast. During a separate episode, Campbell discussed the study with Angus Dalgleish, a professor...

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