Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

[BamaRidger]

This is the story so far

 

[CDDP]

 

[CDDP]

 

[MortgageHorn]

 

[CDDP]

 

[Sgfeer]

To Avoid Falling, Biden To Traverse Lawn In Giant Hamster Ball

WASHINGTON, DC - In an ongoing effort to keep the President from running into stationary objects, Whitehouse staff placed Biden in a giant hamster ball this week for his own safety.

babylonbee.com

USC professor cancels final, tells students to join Gaza Camp protest instead: ‘F*ck it. Free Palestine’

“I’m canceling the Final Project. You don’t have to do it. Everyone will get a good grade. I told you from the start I don’t care about grades anyway,” she declared.

thepostmillennial.com

 

[Sgfeer]

 

[CDDP]

 

[BamaRidger]

 

[BamaRidger]

Could the Scots be finding some balls?

 

[CDDP]

 

[Jayhox]

I know @Jayhox got us our shirts in an earlier version for us to wear at the bar for a welcome cocktail.

So I went ahead and placed an order for shirts we can wear to the pool...


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LOVE IT!

 

[SmokeHouse423]

Moment male Episcopal bishop rips female reverend's dog collar off

Bishop Alan Gates ripped the clerical collar off of Rev. Tamra Tucker's neck after she forgot the lines in a church ceremony. In the shocking moment, caught on video, the surprised reverend says 'dang.'

www.dailymail.co.uk

The Episcopalian and Lutheran churches are full of women preachers and love of sin like being a huge faggot

 

[orng_blud]

 

[BamaRidger]

Appellate hearing into two men convicted at 2nd federal trial will be held this week. I will cover it. D’Antuono never found the J5/6“pipe bomber” and claimed cell data was corrupted, which thwarted his investigation.

 

[MortgageHorn]

@Shaun52

 

[MortgageHorn]

 

[OPD77]

Sounds like some really good acid was imbibed....

He might have gotten ahold of some bunk shit.

 

[OPD77]

For the life of me can’t figure out why the secret service(department of the treasury), is the singular uncorrupted government agency.

No shit, especially considering they bank roll the other agencies/operations.

 

[OPD77]

Pence is Pedo RINO #1.

FIFY

 

[Sgfeer]

George Stephanopoulos Opens His Show With a Blistering Commentary: ‘Bedrock Tenets of Our Democracy Are Being Tested’

George Stephanopoulos gave blistering commentary on the state of American politics today brought about largely by "what's happening in courtrooms."

www.mediaite.com

Dave Walsh: Grid Operators are 'Sounding the Alarm' over EPA Rules

Dave Walsh said in an interview that grid coordinators are warning they will not be able to meet demands for electricity under the EPA's latest rules.

www.breitbart.com

Botswana is racist

 

[Sgfeer]

Certainly the 60's

 

[Sgfeer]

‘People Are Sick and Tired!’ Jim Jordan Sputters After Maria Bartiromo Calls Him Out for ‘Congressional Investigations That Go Nowhere’

Bartiromo grilled Rep. Jordan about lack of progress the GOP has made in its various probes of President Joe Biden and others.

www.mediaite.com

Arizona school district considers bathrooms with no doors to be able to monitor student behavior

One senior at Ironwood said students support the changes to the bathroom because of the vaping and overcrowding that happens during passing periods or lunches.

justthenews.com

^^and you want to know why our education system sucks^^

EU Begins 'Tank Of Future' Development After Russia Annihilates Leopard 2 Tanks In Ukraine | ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

www.zerohedge.com

A Compound Discovered On Easter Island Extends Life, Combats Alzheimer’s | ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

www.zerohedge.com

^^Phizer and big pharma to nuke Easter island, an "accident"

 

[Sgfeer]

NYC firefighter, 36, dies of heart attack after being fired to pay for migrants — leaving his family with nothing

Derek Floyd, 36, suffered cardiac arrest and passed away April 15, four months after the city gave him the boot as to pare down staff and pay for housing and services for migrants.

nypost.com

Joe Biden is far from ‘decent’ despite what the media and celebrities may claim

Biden said Trump “promised a bloodbath when he loses again. We have to take this seriously.”

nypost.com

Harvard anti-Israel protesters fly Palestinian flag in spot reserved for Stars & Stripes as demonstrations ramp up across country

Out-of-control anti-Israeli protesters at Harvard University on Saturday hoisted a Palestinian flag where the US flag is supposed to be flying — irking readers online.

nypost.com

Iran just pulled its own nuclear teeth

Israel’s retaliatory strike on Iran showed that it could send a barrage at Iranian nuclear sites with reasonable assurances that the incoming attacks could not be stopped.

nypost.com

 

[Shaun52]

@Shaun52

Haven’t seen him in weeks. Shame. I enjoyed blowing kisses at him.

 

[Sgfeer]

Ex-Wisconsin Univ. chancellor still making $90K salary despite being banned for filming sex vids with porn stars

Joe Gow, a tenured professor, is vowing to fight to keep his job at the University of Wisconsin-La Crosse.

nypost.com

^^just living the dream^^

Bill Maher mocks Don Lemon lamenting ‘uncomfortable spaces’ as a ‘Black gay man’

Former CNN host discussed ongoing anti-Israel protests on college campuses.

nypost.com

Mother demands answers after video shows son being yanked and dangled upside down by preschool worker

“Nobody wants to see their child being manhandled like that at all.”

nypost.com

Texans’ Tank Dell, 10 others wounded in Florida nightclub shooting after 16-year-old opens fire

Houston Texans wide receiver Tank Dell was wounded in a nightclub shooting in Florida on Saturday night.

nypost.com

 

[Sgfeer]

 

[9Mounties07]

@Shaun52

Yes Shaun….come and get your boy

 

[22*43*51]

WTF is B2B?

T-Shirt revoked.

 

[ChingChongDingDong]

T-Shirt revoked.

I never got my T-shirt in the mair.

 

[Sgfeer]

 

[22*43*51]

 

[MortgageHorn]

I’m going to use whatever means necessary to drag @Pineapple back into this thread.

 

[imprimis]

Ex-Wisconsin Univ. chancellor still making $90K salary despite being banned for filming sex vids with porn stars

Joe Gow, a tenured professor, is vowing to fight to keep his job at the University of Wisconsin-La Crosse.

nypost.com

^^just living the dream^^

Bill Maher mocks Don Lemon lamenting ‘uncomfortable spaces’ as a ‘Black gay man’

Former CNN host discussed ongoing anti-Israel protests on college campuses.

nypost.com

Mother demands answers after video shows son being yanked and dangled upside down by preschool worker

“Nobody wants to see their child being manhandled like that at all.”

nypost.com

Texans’ Tank Dell, 10 others wounded in Florida nightclub shooting after 16-year-old opens fire

Houston Texans wide receiver Tank Dell was wounded in a nightclub shooting in Florida on Saturday night.

nypost.com

Re: Florida club shooting. Another example of everyone is packing nowadays. There are people carrying weapons at any large gathering. It's Florida, so it's likely the juvenile will be getting reamed out for the next 10 years or so. In NY, he'd be set free and given his stolen gun back...and the keys to the city.

 

[MortgageHorn]

 

[MortgageHorn]

 

[Sgfeer]

Even back then

telaviteacher on GETTR : Looks like a CIA training video.

Looks like a CIA training video.

gettr.com

https://www.politico.com/news/2024/04/28/mcconnell-break-trump-immunity-claims-00154827

Even leeches can't handle the clot shot

 

[MortgageHorn]

The biggest mistake Democrats have made is supporting @POTUS Biden for a second term.

By supporting Biden, they have given him false confidence that he can win the race. As a result, he did not step aside and allow better and younger candidates to emerge.


Now as polls increasingly indicate that @realDonaldTrump will win by a large margin, it is likely too late for an alternative Democrat to emerge.

And I suspect the polls understate Trump’s margin as I believe many are not willing to admit that they intend to vote for Trump.

Handing the election to Trump will be Biden’s legacy.

 

[AmericanViking]

Yes it is, however I did find my future shield maiden from there.

Congratulations!!! You get a hot mamacita that knows how to properly cook the green and red? NM style Mexican Food is definitely something this state has going for it.

 

[MortgageHorn]

You hate to see it happen...