Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

[Sgfeer]

Once in a Lifetime. The song just started going through my head as I was reading lol

You're welcome. Watched the Stop Making Sense 84 concert remaster the other day. Too many of those songs have been going through my head lately

 

[ttyh]

Just pulled this from LinkedIn of all places. Figured quite a few of you would get a chuckle:

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.

 

[FreeMiner]

He Big Mad

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All The Democrats Have Left Is The Taste Of Trumps Weiner In Their Mouths....Ha Ha Ha

 

[FreeMiner]

 

[FreeMiner]

 

[NoThanks]

She talks like a ventriloquist!

 

[ttyh]

Dated December 2021. Don't expect anything to happen as a result of this.

 

[FreeMiner]

Dated December 2021. Don't expect anything to happen as a result of this.

 

[Sgfeer]

 

[Sgfeer]

Just pulled this from LinkedIn of all places. Figured quite a few of you would get a chuckle:

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.

 

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[Sikness23245]

I fucking love Jordan Peterson.

 

[TopHook]

Pepsi is from the Carolinas.

 

[Jayhacker]

He Big Mad

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Fk Chuck!

 

[Jayhacker]

Who’s doing the dropping and are they still alive?

 

[Chuck 2020]

Fk Chuck!

easy big fella. Some of us Chucky's don’t act like that ass clown.

 

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[Clynch25]

Overall, I think having the ability to undue a prior administration’s policy is a good thing.

Completely agree, short term loss but long term win.

 

[Dolphincock]

what did it say

 

[Phillip McKraken]

It tells you it’s cheaper than maternity leave, replacement workers, etc

And those more likely to get an abortion will now congregate at those jobs. Those companies align with their “political views.” They will probably set up clinics just over the state lines right next to fireworks stands. Just jam an M-80 up there.

 

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[TheGratefulReb]

 

[wvdan]

4958Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6 ID: 000000 No.16552853
Jun 29 2022 02:23:20 (EST) NEW
What is at stake?
Who has control?
SURPRISE WITNESS.
Who was surprised?
Who will be surprised?
Use your logic.
Can emotions be used to influence decisions?
How do you control emotion?
Define 'Plant'.
How do you insert a plant?
Can emotions be used to insert a plant?
Who is Cassidy Hutchinson?
Trust the plan.
Q

This is interesting if it isn't bullshit. What if Hutchison is undercover and was paid or blackmailed into lying and space force has it all?

 

[Long Cat V2.0]

Street preacher Matthew Meinecke was arrested by Seattle police on Sunday and charged with obstruction because he failed to stop reading his Bible at a public park at the Seattle Gay Pride parade, causing multiple complaints and leading to his arrest.

Meinecke, who goes by ‘The Seattle Preacher’, said that he was peacefully reading from the book of Matthew, causing activist to harass him and scream and bark in his face.

What a shithole.

 

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[AgEngDawg]

 

[MortgageHorn]

 

[noelnole]

good god he left them speechless lol

 

[BamaRidger]

MEET AMERICA’S NUCLEAR WASTE CHIEF​

Sam Brinton Has 2 MIT Degrees, Is 'Genderfluid' And Role-Plays Dogs​

America’s nuclear waste chief: Two MIT degrees, ‘genderfluid,’ role-plays dogs

It’s official: Sam Brinton is America’s new nuclear waste chief.

www.washingtonexaminer.com

 

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[Jayhacker]

Who’d he blow to get those degrees.

 

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[TheGratefulReb]

 

[LVRebel]

He probably can't even remember who the last president is.

 

[RollyInRaleigh]

Diabolical piece of shit...

 

[imprimis]

"Kagan Calls EPA Decision What It Really Is: Unvarnished Hostility Towards Agency Power."

Counterpoint:

imprimis calls Kagan's view: Agency Power is Unvarnished Hostility Towards Business and the People.

 

[Sgfeer]

MEET AMERICA’S NUCLEAR WASTE CHIEF​

Sam Brinton Has 2 MIT Degrees, Is 'Genderfluid' And Role-Plays Dogs​

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America’s nuclear waste chief: Two MIT degrees, ‘genderfluid,’ role-plays dogs

It’s official: Sam Brinton is America’s new nuclear waste chief.

www.washingtonexaminer.com

I guarantee he has been shit on at a Provincetown faggot party on Cape Cod

 

[Sgfeer]

The Fed Is Quietly Handing Out $250 Million To A Handful Of Happy Recipients Every Single Day | ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

www.zerohedge.com

 

[Sgfeer]